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ABOUT THE DESIGN
Honest advertising for the fisherman who never catches anything.
You woke up at 4 AM. You drove an hour. You sat in a boat all day. You caught nothing. Again. Might as well look good doing it.
The 007 Tee is for the angler who's given up pretending and started owning it. Printed on the back so everyone behind you on the dock knows exactly what you're about.
Premium Comfort Colors® fabric. Born in the USA. Feels like you've owned it for years. Catches more compliments than you catch fish.
Quick Q&A
What's the fabric like?
It's a Comfort Colors® 1717 — 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed. Thick, soft, and broken-in from day one.
How does it fit?
Relaxed fit through the body. Comfort Colors runs slightly oversized — if you're between sizes, your regular size is great. Check the size guide on the product for measurements.
Will the print crack or fade?
We use high-quality eco-friendly DTG printing that bonds with the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and tumble dry low — the print stays sharp.
What if I order the wrong size?
Email us within 14 days and we'll swap it for free. No restocking fees.
How fast does it ship?
Orders ship within 1–2 business days with FREE tracked shipping. Arrives in 2–5 business days.
Is this a good gift?
If they fish (or pretend to), yes. Worn to the lake, the barbecue, and the grocery store. People come back for seconds for their fishing buddies.
Love it or send it back. No drama.
Wear it, wash it, fish in it. If you're not completely happy within 14 days, email us for a full refund or free exchange. No forms, no attitude, no “store credit only” nonsense.