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007 Long-sleeve
1.025,00 Kč
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1.025,00 Kč
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ABOUT THE DESIGN
Honest advertising for the fisherman who never catches anything.
You woke up at 4 AM. You drove an hour. You sat in a boat all day. You caught nothing. Again. Might as well look good doing it.
The 007 Tee is for the angler who's given up pretending and started owning it. Printed on the back so everyone behind you on the dock knows exactly what you're about.
Premium Comfort Colors® fabric. Born in the USA. Feels like you've owned it for years. Catches more compliments than you catch fish.
100%ring-spun cotton
6.1 ozheavyweight fabric
Garment-dyedvintage look & feel
14 daysto try it, risk-free
WHO IT'S FOR
Perfect for anyone who's earned their 007 status
The Weekend Warrior
Gets up before dawn every Saturday. Comes home with nothing but a sunburn and a story about "the one that got away."
The Dad Who Earned It
30 years of fishing. Zero trophies. Maximum dad-joke energy. This shirt is basically his autobiography.
The Perfect Gift
Know someone who "fishes" but really just sits in a boat drinking beer? This is the birthday present they didn't know they needed.
The Whole Crew
Four guys. One boat. Zero fish. Get matching shirts and let the dock know exactly who just pulled in.
COMFORT COLORS® 1717
This isn't a cheap tee with a joke on it.
We print on Comfort Colors® because the shirt should be as good as the punchline.
Garment-Dyed
Each shirt is dyed after it's sewn — that's what gives it the soft, broken-in vintage look from day one. No stiff, scratchy fabric. No shrinking surprises.
Heavyweight 6.1 oz
Thick enough to feel substantial, not so thick you sweat through it. The kind of weight that drapes right and doesn't go see-through after one wash.
Gets Better With Age
Most tees peak on day one and go downhill. Comfort Colors does the opposite — softer, more character, better fit with every wash. Like a good fishing buddy.
What the fishing community is saying
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"Wore it to the dock. Three strangers asked where I got it before I even had a line in the water. Got more attention than I've gotten fish in the last five years combined. Fabric is legit too — this isn't some thin Amazon tee."
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"Got this for my husband's birthday. He hasn't caught a fish since 2019 but he's never looked better not catching one. He literally wore it three days in a row. The quality is way above what I expected — super soft, great fit."
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"Bought the 3-pack for my fishing crew. We all suck equally and now everyone at the marina knows it. Comfort Colors is the real deal — I've washed mine a dozen times and it's only gotten softer."
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"I was skeptical paying this much for a funny tee. Then it arrived. The weight of the fabric, the softness, the print quality — it's a genuinely great shirt that also happens to be hilarious. Worth every penny."
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"My dad turned 62 this year. He's been fishing since before I was born and has caught exactly nothing memorable. This shirt made him laugh harder than any gift I've ever given him. He wears it every weekend now."
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"Retired last year. Fish every day now. Catch something maybe once a month. This shirt is the most honest thing I own. The fabric is top-notch — thick, soft, and the color hasn't faded after 20+ washes."
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Love it or send it back. No drama.
Wear it, wash it, fish in it. If you're not completely happy within 14 days, email us for a full refund or free exchange. No forms, no attitude, no "store credit only" nonsense.
Just email us at our support address and we'll take care of everything. Most requests are handled within 24 hours.
Questions, answered
What's the fabric like?
It's a Comfort Colors® 1717 — 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed. Translation: it's thick, soft, and has that broken-in feel from the moment you put it on. Nothing like the scratchy novelty tees you've seen elsewhere.
How does it fit?
Relaxed fit through the body — roomy but not boxy. Comfort Colors runs slightly oversized by design, so if you're between sizes, your regular size will be great. Check the size guide on the product for exact measurements.
Will the print crack or fade?
Nope. We use high-quality eco-friendly DTG (direct-to-garment) printing that bonds with the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and tumble dry low — the print stays sharp wash after wash.
What if I order the wrong size?
Email us within 14 days and we'll swap it for free. No questions, no restocking fees. We've all been there.
How fast does it ship?
Orders ship within 1–2 business days with FREE tracked shipping. USA orders arrive in 2–5 business days. International orders take 10–30 days depending on your location.
Is this actually a good gift?
If they fish (or pretend to), yes. This is the gift that gets worn to the lake, the barbecue, and the grocery store. We've had people come back for seconds because their buddy wanted one too.
How do I take care of it?
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print directly. The garment-dye process means this tee softens beautifully over time — that's the point, not a flaw.
Is my payment secure?
Absolutely. Our checkout is SSL encrypted and processes through Shopify's secure payment system. We accept Visa, Mastercard, AMEX, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay.