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The 007 Tee
They call me 007. 0 bites, 0 fish, 7 hours. Finally — a shirt that tells the truth.
- 100% ring-spun cotton — Comfort Colors® 1717
- Garment-dyed for that lived-in, broken-in feel
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric — not a flimsy tee
- Relaxed fit — room to cast (or nap)
- Pre-shrunk — same fit after every wash
- Printed in the USA with eco-friendly inks
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ABOUT THE FABRIC
This isn't a gas-station tee. The Comfort Colors® 1717 is a 6.1 oz heavyweight, 100% ring-spun cotton shirt that's been garment-dyed for a soft, vintage look and feel straight out of the bag.
Pre-shrunk, double-needle stitched at the collar and hem, relaxed fit through the body. It gets softer with every wash — and it already starts soft.
SIZE GUIDE
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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| Chest (in) | 34–36 | 38–40 | 42–44 | 46–48 | 50–52 | 54–56 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Relaxed fit — if you're between sizes, your usual size will be perfect. Comfort Colors runs slightly oversized by design.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
When does it ship?
Orders ship within 1–2 business days. FREE tracked shipping on every order — usually arrives in 3–7 business days.
What if it doesn't fit?
30-day hassle-free returns. Wrong size? We'll swap it. Don't love it? Full refund. Email us and we'll sort it out — no hoops, no attitude.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print directly. Do not bleach. The garment-dye process means this tee will soften beautifully over time — that's the point, not a flaw.
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100%ring-spun cotton
6.1 ozheavyweight fabric
Garment-dyedvintage look & feel
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ABOUT THE DESIGN
Honest advertising for the fisherman who never catches anything.
You woke up at 4 AM. You drove an hour. You sat in a boat all day. You caught nothing. Again. Might as well look good doing it.
The 007 Tee is for the angler who's given up pretending and started owning it. Printed on the back so everyone behind you on the dock knows exactly what you're about.
Premium Comfort Colors® fabric. Feels like you've owned it for years. Catches more compliments than you catch fish.
WHO IT'S FOR
Perfect for anyone who's earned their 007 status
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The Weekend Warrior
Gets up before dawn every Saturday. Comes home with nothing but a sunburn and a story about "the one that got away."
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The Dad Who Earned It
30 years of fishing. Zero trophies. Maximum dad-joke energy. This shirt is basically his autobiography.
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The Gift-Giver
Know someone who "fishes" but really just sits in a boat drinking beer? This is the birthday present they didn't know they needed.
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The Whole Crew
Four guys. One boat. Zero fish. Match with the Squad Pack and let the dock know exactly who just pulled in.
COMFORT COLORS® 1717
This isn't a cheap tee with a joke on it.
We print on Comfort Colors® because the shirt should be as good as the punchline.
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Garment-Dyed
Each shirt is dyed after it's sewn — that's what gives it the soft, broken-in vintage look from day one. No stiff, scratchy fabric. No shrinking surprises.
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Heavyweight 6.1 oz
Thick enough to feel substantial, not so thick you sweat through it. The kind of weight that drapes right and doesn't go see-through after one wash.
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Gets Better With Age
Most tees peak on day one and go downhill. Comfort Colors does the opposite — softer, more character, better fit with every wash. Like a good fishing buddy.
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What the fishing community is saying
Wore it to the dock. Three strangers asked where I got it before I even had a line in the water. Got more attention than I've gotten fish in the last five years combined. Fabric is legit too — this isn't some thin Amazon tee.
Got this for my husband's birthday. He hasn't caught a fish since 2019 but he's never looked better not catching one. He literally wore it three days in a row. The quality is way above what I expected — super soft, great fit.
Bought the 3-pack for my fishing crew. We all suck equally and now everyone at the marina knows it. Comfort Colors is the real deal — I've washed mine a dozen times and it's only gotten softer. Already looking at what else Dry Humor has.
I was sceptical paying this much for a funny tee. Then it arrived. The weight of the fabric, the softness, the print quality — it's genuinely a great shirt that also happens to be hilarious. Worth every penny.
Love it or send it back. No drama.
Wear it, wash it, fish in it. If you're not completely happy within 30 days, email us for a full refund or free exchange. No forms, no attitude, no "store credit only" nonsense.
Questions, answered
What's the fabric like?
It's a Comfort Colors® 1717 — 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed. Translation: it's thick, soft, and has that broken-in feel from the moment you put it on. Nothing like the scratchy novelty tees you've seen elsewhere.
How does it fit?
Relaxed fit through the body — roomy but not boxy. Comfort Colors runs slightly oversized by design, so if you're between sizes, your regular size will be great. Check the size guide above the Add to Cart button for exact measurements.
Will the print crack or fade?
Nope. We use high-quality eco-friendly DTG (direct-to-garment) printing that bonds with the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and tumble dry low — the print stays sharp wash after wash.
What if I order the wrong size?
Email us within 30 days and we'll swap it for free. No questions, no restocking fees. We've all been there.
How fast does it ship?
Orders ship within 1–2 business days with FREE tracked shipping. Most orders arrive within 3–7 business days depending on your location.
Can I buy different sizes in the Buddy Deal or Squad Pack?
Yes — just add a note at checkout with the sizes you need (e.g. "1× Large, 1× XL"). We'll sort it before it ships. If you forget, email us right after ordering and we'll fix it.
Is this actually a good gift?
If they fish (or pretend to), yes. This is the gift that gets worn to the lake, the barbecue, and the grocery store. We've had people come back for seconds because their buddy wanted one too — that's how the Buddy Deal was born.
Ready to own the truth?
0 bites. 0 fish. 7 hours. All confidence.
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